Next-level Valter surveillance, for those who truly need to know.
Current
Basic
Always free
🎮Look up whether Valter owns any game on Steam
🕐View Valter's 5 most recently played games
🔗Full REST API access for game ownership checks
⚡30 API requests per minute
✦ Premium
Premium
$79.99 / month
🎮Everything in Basic
😤Valter Mood Predictor™ Analyzes his recent playtime patterns to estimate his current emotional state (Bored, Sweaty, On a Grind, Existential Crisis, etc.)
😴Valter Sleep Tracker Reverse-engineers Valter's sleep schedule from Steam login timestamps, accurate to ±40 minutes
🏆Am I Better Than Valter? Submit your own Steam profile and receive a completely objective, scientifically rigorous verdict on whose library is superior (spoiler: it's Valter)
🔔Valter Watch™ Live Alerts Real-time push notifications the very instant Valter launches any game, so you can immediately know what he's doing instead of working